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12.9.06

SOMEONE stands center, obviously about to sneeze.

SOMEONE
Ahhhh…
Ahhhhh….
Ahhh ahhhhh…..
…
…
Ahhhhhhhhhhh…….
Ih. Ih.
…
*snort*

I fuckin hate it when that happens.

SHIFT. SOMEBODY enters, center, also about to sneeze.

SOMEBODY
*sniffles*
*skiffles*
*whizzles*
*wuzzles*
…
The sneeze implodes within SOMEBODY’s brain.

SOMEBODY
Ig fuggin’ hgate id wheg dat happeds.

SHIFT. SOMEONE & SOMEBODY TOGETHER.

SOMEONE
Ahhh…

SOMEBODY
*snuffles*

SOMEBONE
Ahhh…ahhhh…

SOMEBODY
*quiffles*

SOMEONE & SOMEBODY
*snortle* *chiffle* & *gumble*

The sneezes are internalized. SOMEONE & SOMEBODY’s heads explode, leaving their decapitated bodies to say:

SOMEONE & SOMEBODY
Don’t you just hate it when that happens?