77 Poor Worm! Thou art infected!

11.24.06

Enter PROSPERO

PROSPERO
Should I stand here? Or here? Where should I stand?

OFFSTAGE VOICE
Um, there is fine.

PROSPERO
Okay. I’ll stand right here.
Am I inside my light?

OFFSTAGE VOICE
Just stand right there.

PROSPERO
Alright, okay. I’ll just shut up for now.

OFFSTAGE VOICE
Can we get makeup on our Prospero?
Um, now? We’re rolling…hey! Where’s makeup? LIZ!

LIZ enters. Puffs PROSPERO.

PROSPERO
Tonight I dine on turtle soup with you,
And Donatello is dessert, deeeeseerrrrt.

OFFSTAGE VOICE
Stay quiet on the set please, Prospero.

Exit LIZ.

OFFSTAGE VOICE
Okay, are we still rolling? Yes we are? Okay.
And Prospero? Okay in 5…4…3…

PROSPERO
…yo-yo, wassup? Its VJ Prospero!
Here I am telln’ you bout the hottest
New trends in Pop! But first a word from our
Most awesome and bodacious sponsors! Word!
…What was that one? Was that one number four?
…did we get it or can I do one more?