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11.21.06

A MAD SCIENTIST LAB. Over an intercom we hear:

[ONE EGG McMUFFIN]

MAD SCIENTIST
EGG McMUFFIN!

The MAD SCIENTIST brews and bubbles, shocks and jolts, and mixes different colored dry ice concoctions together. In a stunning finale, the MAD SCIENTIST produces:

MAD SCIENTIST
ONE EGG McMUFFIN!

and sends the McMuffin away in a pneumatic tube.
Over the intercom we hear:

[ONE GRANDE WHITE CHOCOLATE MOCHA]

MAD SCIENTIST
GRANDE WHITE CHOCOLATE MOCHA!

The MAD SCIENTIST goes to work again.

MAD SCIENTIST
ONE GRANDE WHITE CHOCOLATE MOCHA!

Over the intercom we hear:

[ONE CEASAR SALAD ONE CHALUPA]

MAD SCIENTIST
CEASAR SALAD! CHALUPA!

The MAD SCIENTIST doubles the pace.

MAD SCIENTIST
ONE CEASAR SALAD!

The MAD SCIENTIST becomes frenetic.

MAD SCIENTIST
ONE CHALUPA!

Over the intercom we hear:

[SIX VENTI SOY LATTES HOLD THE WHIP ON TWO EXTRA WHIP ON ONE, SEVEN BLUEBERRY MUFFINS TWO NONFAT THREE LOWFAT TWO REGULAR, THREE SMALL FRIES, THREE LARGE FRIES, TWO MEDIUM CURLY FRIES, 1 ORDER BUFFALO WINGS, ONE MCMUFFIN, THREE CHALUPAS ONE HOLD THE CREAM ONE EXTRA CREAM, SEVENTEEN LARGE COKES EIGHT DIET TWO CAFFEINE FREE THREE CAFFEINE FREE DIET, TEN WHOPPERS TWO HOLD THE CHEESE EIGHT WITH EVERYTHING, FOUR MEATBALL SANDWICHES AND A LOWFAT TURKEY SLIM WITH EXTRA AFALFA SPROUTS]

After a moment of bewilderment, the MAD SCIENTIST grabs an empty Tupperware container. The MAD SCIENTIST opens the container, farts in it and closes the container as quickly as possible.

MAD SCIENTIST
SIX VENTI SOY LATTES HOLD THE WHIP ON TWO EXTRA WHIP ON ONE, SEVEN BLUEBERRY MUFFINS TWO NONFAT THREE LOWFAT TWO REGULAR, THREE SMALL FRIES, THREE LARGE FRIES, TWO MEDIUM CURLY FRIES, 1 ORDER BUFFALO WINGS, ONE MCMUFFIN, THREE CHALUPAS ONE HOLD THE CREAM ONE EXTRA CREAM, SEVENTEEN LARGE COKES EIGHT DIET TWO CAFFEINE FREE THREE CAFFEINE FREE DIET, TEN WHOPPERS TWO HOLD THE CHEESE EIGHT WITH EVERYTHING, FOUR MEATBALL SANDWICHES AND A LOWFAT TURKEY SLIM WITH EXTRA AFALFA SPROUTS!