14- SAMURAI CHANNEL 8 SUPER HEAVY AWESOME
9.21.06
SAMURAI
Three steps.
THE SAMURAI TAKES THREE STEPS.
SAMURAI
CUT.
THE SAMURAI MAKES ONE CUT.
SAMURAI
CUT.
THE SAMURAI MAKES THREE CUTS.
SAMURAI
Three steps.
Three steps.
Three…CUTS!
THE SAMURAI MAKES FOUR CUTS WHILE TAKING THREE STEPS, THEN REMOVES MASK, REVEALING A RICHARD NIXON MASK.
SAMURAI
Adventure. Excitement. A Jedi craves not these things.
If you know what I mean you know what I mean, know what I mean?
You…
Look.
Confused…?
Click,
THE SAMURAI RICHARD NIXON FIGHTS AN INVISIBLE FOE, WHILE LOUD SYNTHETIC ACTION MUSIC FILLS THE AIR. THE BATTLE IS GLORIOUS, BUT SAMURAI RICHARD NIXON IS ULTIMATELY DEFEATED. SAMURAI RICHARD NIXON IS BEHEADED, REVEALING A BLUE FACE WITH GOGGLES. A DIRGE , WITH DANCE. AFTER:
SAMURAI
I! am! a! blue! meanie!
Weallliveinaweallliveinaweallliveina
A SINGLE CLICK.
SAMURAI
LAZER POWER UP!
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