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1.1.07

A LARGE BIRTHDAY CAKE
Including the following:
2007 candles (though perhaps more representational than literal)
The phrase “HAPPY BIRTHDAY”

A team of crack musicians and singers perform:
THE BIRTHDAY SONG
(Note: as a result, no tickets may be sold to the performance)
TO
“JULIAN CALENDAR”

The song should go something like this.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU
HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU
HAPPY BIRTHDAY JULIAN CALENDAR
HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU!

JULIAN CALENDAR appears and blows out all of the candles.

The CAKE is served WITH MILK AND SOYMILK to the audience AT NO EXPENSE.
JULIAN CALENDAR hobnobs with audience members as they all share slices of cake.
JULIAN CALENDAR may accept gifts, but it is not encouraged.

ALL may participate in various games of BOZO BUCKETS, PIN THE TAIL ON THE DONKEY, PIÑATA, etc.

Those who stay later are invited to sit in a circle in the dark, perhaps under a makeshift tent.
They exchange scary stories while passing around a flashlight.
They eat s’mores.

They sleep over.

JULIAN CALENDAR wets the bed.

In the morning, they go back to their respective homes.